Analkholic - After Party Shit Stinks (CD Review)

01.Anal Punishment
02.Cypreen
03.Cumshot Attack
04.Genital Devastation
05.Deprave
06.Captain Malt
07.Mes Que Una Beer
08.Shit In Your Mouth
09.Cul Sec
10.Purulent Abscess
11.Fuck You I'm Drunk
12.Sergent Poppers
13.Spermathlon
14.Visceral Torture
15.Anal Montana
16.Double Headed Dildo
17.Dead Leden
18.Virulent Excrement
19.Extraction Of Balls


Arnaud AKA Nono Beer Belly (Bass)
Adrien AKA Fitch (Guitar/Vocals)

A self-styled "Coconut Goregrind" band hailing from New Caledonia (A small French Island on the Pacific Ocean).

So aside from soundbites in an asian voice, and what i think may well be ronald reagan, some other speech here and there, what we have is what you would expect, that is 19 songs all counted in on the drums followed by blastbeats, fuzzy guitar, and screams and shouts instead of vocals.

All may or may not be done in the best possible taste, thing is if this is your kinda music then its another good example, if on the other hand you can't see the point in this stuff then this will not sway your opinion.

Rating 6/10
For fans of: Anal Cunt, Kunt Puncher, Internal Rot

Vile Disgust - Love All The Pigs (CD Review)

01.How To Make A Girl Fart
02.Filthy Mums
03.My Dick Is Out Of Control
04.Analyst
05.Dolly Booster
06.I Cum Acid
07.Love All The Pigs
08.Septic Tank Blues
09.Vag
10.Gorecunt
11.I'm A Pornstar
12.Booze Enema
13.Busted
14.Piss On Me
15.Half Assed Blowjob

Stench (Guitar)
Söndör (Vocal)
Csapi (Bass)
Sicu (Drums)

Hungarian underground death metal meets goregrind band formed 2008.
And what do we have here? Well 15 very silly songs musically (did i say musically???) ranging from full on stupid as fuck speed drums and mindless distortion guitar to the occasional bouncy crust punk sounding tune (Tune???) and a few that lay somewhere in between.

The lyrics (Lyrics??) oink oink oink seems to be about the best i can come up with, various tempos and screech levels are thrown in for variety, but essentially its piggy grunts all the way.

Some of the songs (Songs??) have spoken or soundbite intros.

If they are a serious band then they have failed, if they are just having a laugh then is great success!
Your choice?

Rating either 0/10 OR 10/10
For fans of: Anal Cunt, Gut, Meat Shits