Sunday, 18 January 2015

Nailgun Massacre - Bones Boxed And Buried (CD Review)

01.Where's The Head
02.Boned, Boxed And Buried
03.Stinky Stench
04.I Bury The Hatchet In Your Face
05.Meat Locker
06.Nailgun Messiah
07.Casket Full Of Fun
08.The Doctor And The Beast
09.Mad Road Killer
10.What's In The Box
11.Lower Me Down

Bonesaw (Guitar)
Corpsechucker (Vocals)
Juggernaut (Bass)
Hairybucks (Drums)
Meataxe (Guitar)

Out of the scattered remains of the gorey Dutch underground the band were stitched together in 2010 by some of the scene’s most notorious undead veterans. Heavily disgruntled with nowadays death metal this conspiracy commenced a piercing rampage against blast beats, technique neurotics, hippies and semi-intellectuals. Blunt as fuck, brutal as hell. Bad-tempered with long greasy hair, barely covering their red necks, and a disturbing fascination for powertools, they grimly resurrected to drive rusty nails of eighties death metal into the third millenium’s cripple carcass!

So here we have 10 slabs (yes 10 because 'Whats In The Box' is a 50 second melodic instrumental) of screaming cookie monster vocals and death grunts blended (In a blender?) with pounding drums and guitars, all chugging along with the subtlety of a sledghammer through a skull as provided by a crazed serial killer in a slasher movie.

Rating 8/10
For fans of: Autopsy, Pungent Stench, Macabre, Cannibal Corpse, Death

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